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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.




MARS ROVER'S FIRST PICTURE - I guess we should have known.


TAGS: marvin mars rover
Rating: 4.68/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 7:18 pm
I saw this in the approval line up and hoped the mods did just that. Laughed so hard cuz only the government could spend so much money for an epic ph**obomb!


JOB INTERVIEW -




SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!


SURVIVING ARMAGEDDON - It's your wife's time of the month. Are you prepared?


TAGS: pms preparation survival
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:32 pm
true but being a female I know the alcohol can be used as a substitute teehee thanks for the comment
Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2012, 4:26 am
As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical use of chocolate-- this stock seems a little low--- ;-).


MINI GOLF - ftw.


TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

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Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
chibis
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only h** from the v***** up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is h**.


WHY ARE MEN HAPPIER -


TAGS: we deserve it
Rating: 4.55/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:23 pm
"Women somehow deteriorate during night" is the best one.
DonTarsin - February 7, 2011, 5:06 pm
I smiled a couple of times, great Job. :)
Derek - January 27, 2010, 8:56 pm
An awful lot of truth in this.
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:39 pm
5 5 5 i would vote 10 times if i could. just dont let my wife read this.


U.N. SURVEY -


TAGS: failed survey response
Rating: 4.79/5

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crackers411 - July 26, 2011, 11:46 pm
made me think of this --> http://dubhappy.com/hetalia-axis-powers-episode-1-english-dub/ 5 lions :D
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:57 pm
fabulou5!
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 2:45 pm
Nice!


CONFUCIUS SAYS - He who creates own drama, deserves one's own karma ...


TAGS: confucius says drama desrves karma
Rating: 4.76/5

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holymoly - March 16, 2012, 6:20 pm
@budog.. I was trying to place that face... Mr. Magoo 4 sure.. nailed it
Budog - March 16, 2012, 2:28 pm
He kind of reminds of the old Mr. Magoo Cartoon. Confucius Magoo?
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:06 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 16, 2012, 8:38 am
d***... dude, this explains it all...


OWNED -




LOST LUGGAGE -




AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN - Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.


TAGS: perfect bride deserving
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:19 pm

5 teary-eyed Ls for all the women out there waiting eternally for Mr. Right. (I settled for Mr. Right NOW and have never been sorry for a second that I married him, warts and all~~I have a thousand or so of my own, ya' know.)


UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BASTARDS -


TAGS: service duty honor life
Rating: 4.33/5

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Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:33 pm
The Nov 10th issue of TIME had a good article "An Army Apart" on the split between those who served and those who have not. Here is the URL: http://battleland.blogs.time.com/2011/11/10/an-army-apart-the-widening-military-civilian-gap/
mariand - November 22, 2011, 8:20 am
very true
maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 7:41 am
Well said


7 DWARVES OF OLD AGE -


TAGS: dwarves old age
Rating: 3.36/5

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Phage - January 7, 2009, 7:41 pm
I'm quite partial to Nappy....
Cubbybear - January 7, 2009, 7:25 pm
My new motto..."never trust a fart"
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 3:19 pm
Dibs on Squinty!
Culos - January 7, 2009, 3:04 pm
Dibs on Farty!
Scorpio7 - January 7, 2009, 9:14 am
Congratulations, Ron! You are one of the few who spells it correctly. The Disney folks spell it, "Dwarfs." Canadians don't spell "Maple LEAVES" correctly, either.


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get sh** if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind f*** posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release b***on springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


WOLVERINE VS DARTH MAUL - It's comforting to know that, no matter what you do in life, you will never be as awesome as this pic.


TAGS: wolverine darth maul marvel comics star wars
Rating: 2.7/5

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Zed - August 26, 2009, 9:59 pm
No, I meant exactly what I typed.
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:39 pm
Do you really mean Natalie from the facts of life?
Zed - August 26, 2009, 6:19 pm
So? My wife's just as big a geek, and she looks like Natalie Portman with glasses. I'm the luckiest geek on the planet. :)
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:02 pm
Sooooo...much....geekiness...
Zed - August 26, 2009, 2:53 pm
Adamantium, Alexis. Adamantite is a D&D metal.
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:46 pm
could a laser sabre cut adamantite ?
mr. well - May 15, 2009, 12:50 am
IMO darth maul wasnt all that cool, he got one line and then chopped in half. wolverine got torn in half and still climbed a mountain and attempted diplomacy with the hulk.


IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...




SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


IT MUST BE THURSDAY - I never could get the hang on thursdays


TAGS: marvin hitchhikers
Rating: 4.85/5

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Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 5:45 pm

Don't panic. Do you know where your towel is?


FLUFFY - Deadly Things Come In Can Come In Cute Packages.


TAGS: fluffy blademasterv lol random ect lol
Rating: 2.92/5

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ManiacalZManiac - February 17, 2009, 11:32 am
Deadly Things Come In Can Come In? wtf....
djp - September 22, 2008, 1:52 pm
grammar fail!


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID - Life? Don't talk to me about life.


TAGS: marvin paranoid android hitchhiker hitchhiker s guide galaxy hitchhikers
Rating: 2.18/5

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sailor - July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Marvin was depressed not paranoid GET IT RIGHT!


STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..




Peep Jousting -


TAGS: adult sup***ision advised
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 1:00 pm
Dang it! I would have to read this 5L AFTER Easter. Now I have to wait an entire year :-(
ughomer - May 8, 2014, 11:04 am
I ruined three (3) microwave ovens showing my friends this stupid trick!


Momma was right! -




PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


NIRVANA - He's almost reached it.




TO THOSE WHO MADE IT HOME -


TAGS: veterans life survival war win
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 5:24 pm
true dat


INTERVENTION - Let me make sure I understand you: You're not willing to accept this gift and go into treatment today?


TAGS: intervention alcoholics bottom
Rating: 4.17/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 1:22 pm
I've been looking at that pic on my hard drive for 2 weeks trying to figure out what to do with it. Thanks!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:13 pm
freakin hilarious! 5L
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm
Thanks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 12:51 pm

ahhhh 5hoot me...i laughed.


WRONG WRONG WRONG -




UMMM HI UHHH DID I SAY HI ALREADY? -


TAGS: h** steampunk woman nervous man
Rating: 4.72/5

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MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:45 am
There's a movie IRON SKYS "Nazis from the dark side of the moon" that looks steam punk, I can't wait for it.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:43 am
I love steam punk in movies, and cosplay. There's a steampunk phone cover you can get
szo850 - October 21, 2012, 7:21 am
steam condenses into sweat?
Reality Lord - March 13, 2012, 5:14 pm

personally a huge fan of the genre. nice
mariand - March 13, 2012, 5:58 am
nice one ;)


CIRCLE OF RESPECT -


TAGS: police fire public servant savior
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:21 pm

paint didn't hurt this at all, amsome
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 2:12 am
I'm a little pissed that Paint killed the pic quality on this one. you have to squint to see the puddy tat


GEEKS' MAIL BOX -


TAGS: postal box server geek
Rating: 4.31/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
I got a couple dozen nonworking Microsoft computers (laptop and desktop) I can easily sell as mailboxes. Hahaha, nonworking and Microsoft are synonymous, haha!


MOVING ON -




HITLER VS BUSH - ...it's really unfair* to compare them ... * to Hitler


TAGS: republicans conservatives neo cons bush cheney hitler iraq funny
Rating: 3.19/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:44 pm
Although this poster is old and politic based as well as the root of a lot of stuck up farts to get out all the **** in their system... one word people: Humour (or Humor doesn't matter) learn it, use it, life is a lot simpler if you see the funny therein.
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
Nice one Hammy, seeing the good in the bad XD
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:59 pm
I ate a pretzel today, it was good. this poster is old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2011, 10:01 pm
This poster dates from before politics were expelled from Motifake....some were left behind in the move.
arisboch - July 16, 2011, 9:53 pm
Wonderful, now motifake is getting filled with politfakes... And poor one like this, to boot. What a really lame Godwin's Law case... My goodness, pal, you suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
Ed Hyde: You mean that show with Rhonda Shear?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:58 pm
There are tons of anti Bush, Palin, McCain, conservative posters. They just tend to be hateful and suck so they get rated low. Besides, when you're running the show, you're the the one that draws attention. Now you libs are sensitive after attacking Bush?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:55 pm
1. I saw some of the intel that the Iraqi war was based on so did Congress who authorized the war. 2. Geneva Accords do not protect illegal combatants (terrorists/insurgents). 3. Bill of Rights protects US citizens, not terrorists.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
EGD, if I may ask, if politifakes tend to get rejected, why are there so many more anti Obama politifakes on the boards? At least let both sides get equal time or equal abolition, no?
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:37 pm
I also just noticed the little 'moderator' tag next to my name. That's pretty nifty.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:32 pm
Kspace, govt involvement in the free market causes damage. Stating Pres Bush lied to "illegally" invade Iraq, broke any Geneva Conv (I'm educated on them annually, you?), or that he "incinerated" the Bill of Rights shows you lie or just ignorant of facts.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 5:30 pm
i like seeing this kinda stuff.it remineds me that not all people follow a politians word like mindless zombies
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Clearly, their time would be better spent at BlueServo.
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:25 pm
This is why I reject politifakes. Because when I look through the comments, I have to deal with these textual abortions you people call comments. There are political forums for these kinds of things. Leave Motifake out of it.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
I'm not going to waste any more time with you. If you honestly think socialized medicine is more horrible than lying to justify illegally invading a country, breaking the Geneva Accords and incinerating the Bill of Rights, you have no perspective.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:12 pm
There is nothing humorous about this ignorant attack. Also, it appears to me that you don't understand marxism, fascism and socialism (I haven't used Leninism). Also, this govt is a kleptocracy (look it up with the other words and educate yourself).
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 4:42 pm
You talk about s******ing party lines; if you had any understanding of the concepts of Marxism, Fascism, Socialism and Leninism you wouldn't so easily apply them to Obama. And your rantings about all of it...on a humourous political motifake...get a life
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm
that were spread to retake power in D.C. that they fed to the ignorant haters of this country and the rest of the world. Congrats, you s******ed the liberal party line. Careful of the hook, that's what's going to leave a mark.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:30 pm
Waste-o-space, if Pres Bush was criminal, then why wasn't he prosecuted? The Libs had Congress from 06-08. Clinton was impeached for purjury. Surely, the Dems could impeach if Bush was a criminal as you suggest. Unless, those allegations are complete lies
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada, no problem, bud. Good to see your priorities are in order. Good explaination on your media. Right now my country is so screwed up, I don't have time to look North. Thanks for the education.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
references. This is disgusting and shows how many on the left attack people personally and visciously versus discussing positions. Also, I've never attacked Obama's race and have actually condemned those who do on this site.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:23 pm
Bart, Obama's policies/appointments/actions do show traits that are socialist, fascist, marxist and communist. That is different than comparing him to a mass murderer. I think it's extremely disgusting. In Germany, it's against the law to use Hitler
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 12:17 pm
WTFO, really, why do I feel qualified to judge the USA? Why does the USA feel qualified to judge the rest of the world? The fact is Bush's criminal incompetence has affected the entire world. And it's a small world. We all have a stake and a say.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
grand rapids is from work....pisses me off too
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
sorry, grand forks or fargo
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:13 am
honestly i can drive 4 hours to grand rapids and buy a truck load of 2x4s or drywall or plywood.the extra gas i costs me i can save inbuilding suplies. and they all say MADE IN CANADA!!! f***in libs!
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:10 am
so your dollar and what your polititions do has a very wide spread affect (at least in manitoba saskatchewan and alberta and half of ontario) on the busness sesctor of these companies. making it just s important to our future
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:07 am
all our raw good are sold to america cheap wherethey are refined/manufactured/whatever then sold back at top dollar
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:06 am
that makes these plant to expencive to operate so they sit inactive
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:05 am
but now many of our utilities and all our refining plants ar owned my american companys, which hire canadians who are highly unionized.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:04 am
our p**** lib politans were stupid enough to think that selling all our refining and manufacturing plant to forign companies would solve many of our unemploymant issues
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:02 am
what i was gona say is showin american politcs in canada is just as if not more important than or own because your politians have more controle over ur country than ours do
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:00 am
hey WTFO, sorry to blow you off like tht i had other (lady friend) thingfs going on.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
to post. At least he's not attacking Bush's race.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:59 pm
Wow, this is getting heated. All this over a joke? I mean, honestly, its not like worse hasn't been said about Obama.; People call him a socialist-communist-fascist just because he believes in universal healthcare. Bush isn't really Hitler, but its funny
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:54 pm
He continues to allow warrantless wire-***ping and that is a disgrace for sure.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:53 pm
What's Obama doing to the Constitution other than continuing what Bush did? Though that is no defence of Obama, I readily agree.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
So yes. When the country I'm sworn to defend is in danger of being "fundamentally changed" (Obama), I take it seriously. When ignorant Americans are willing to viscerally attack people instead of policy and let freedom be torn down, I take it seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
that allows these corrupt politicians to destroy everything this nation stands for.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
Comparing any US politician to Hitler is serious. Especially when you claim that the POTUS is worse then this maniac who attempted genocide. You think this if funny but defend Obama and others who are destroying the Constitution. It's that kind of apathy
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
Well...I think its funny. 5/5 Dude, WTFO, you take this stuff WAY too seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
destroy the Constitution in some ignorant attempt at creating "social justice". Creating a US with tax-payers and tax-consumers. Your attack on Bush in context of Hitler is ignorant and disgusting. Stick to your country. You don't know squat about mine.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
So you claim to know what is best or worst for the US? The man protected this nation from a 2nd attack for 7+ yrs. While I don't agree with every decision of his, he was far from the worst thing to happen to us. I give that title to liberals trying to
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Our media is actually quite diverse; and as to attacking America, no, I'm not attacking America--I'm attacking the single worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War; Bush's preziduncy might be over, but the repercussions of his **** will go on
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:36 pm
Wow, that is screwed up. I wonder if your media (which from my research shows it's largely a mouthpiece for your govt) is trying to distract you from your politicians failures by pointing your attention South.
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
another survy showed that news brodcasts where airing american politics 3 to 1 versu canadian. and that was during our election
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
only 43% of canadians knew what date our own election was. it was only a month apart
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
my countries politics is just as twisted as anyone elses.just ours is so small scale compared to yours. I watched the results of a survey as it was being done. 78%of canadians knew what date the americans election for obama would take place
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
So Kspace, if you're from Canada what is you obsession with Pres Bush? Is your country's politics so boring you have to attack us? As far as the "polite" part of N. Am., there are a few here (not all) including you that counter that claim.
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:34 pm
uh-huh.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
i don't know what your talking aboot, eh? you have the right to be wrong, even in America's hat
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:00 pm
Ah I see...so everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree with you? And no, I'm not British; I'm from Canada--the polite part of North America.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
you mentioned the "lies" of the past 8 years, so i took you for an obama supporter, my b
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
there's only a "u" in those words if you're from that faggy tea drinking country where everyone smells, has bad teeth, and doesn't know the difference between biscuits and cookies
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 2:30 pm
Who said a d*** thing about Obama? Not I. He hasn't impressed me much yet, though he's already taken significantly less vacation time than his predecessor did. Oh: "Humour", "Neighbour" "Favour", "Colour", "Flavour" all take "U"s in them, thank you.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:28 pm
for all you dumbasses, i mean obama supporters, riddle me this: why give billion dollar bailout to corporations rather than to main street if your goal is to stimulate the economy?? because he is a lying sack of **** who paid off his debts with our money
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
speaking for myself, i hate obama and his policies. he is a lying sack of **** that will flip flop on any issue to further his own misguided agenda. he is a disgrace to our founding fathers and to this Nation. he is also a racist.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:13 pm
yea the obama admin is a f***ing model of transparency just like he promised. maybe if you pulled your head out of your a** you could see this, and then maybe you'll learn how to spell the word "Humor" ya bloody wanker
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 11:17 am
Constant lies? The last eight years the constant lies were coming straight from the White House...really...don't go there.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:38 am
Speaking for myself, I don't hate the POTUS, just his policies. But you aren't tired of the constant lies and Bush hate from the past 8 years? It's only been 7 months but you're tired of that? Sensitive, maybe?
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 12:46 am
I think its funny, a nice break from all the Obama hate lately. 5/5
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:41 am
I don't know if this counts as humor or just a really delayed attack based on ignorance and hatred. Either way it barely deserves 1 lion.
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
Well you're certainly entitled to your opinion. And humour is relative anyway. Personally, I love crass, tasteless and even racist humour, if only because I enjoy how much it offends some people's sensibilities.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 1:37 pm
It's just not funny. I grew up on B movies on USA Up all night. I'll laugh at nearly anything. Its just not even close to being funny. If you'd compared him to Hobbes, or even to a blow up doll. That would have been funny. Maybe add a pushpin . . .
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 11:33 am
I'm sorry Ed, I don't remember even mentioning the Holocaust in my pic, or for that matter, in my comments. Perhaps you should invest in a sense of humour and irony?
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:16 am
Oh, I get it. Its sarcasm when you describe the holocaust as infringing on civil liberties. Oh, absolutely I get it now. Yer so clever.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:15 am
Really? I mean, really? coming up on a year since the guy left office. Really??
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:44 am
if iraq had any allies bush may have caused a war also
Sean - September 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
So yer sayin' Wilde and Knowles used to be an item?
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well then Claire, you have no issue with me. You have an issue with Oscar Wilde and John Knowles, from whom these quotes originated. I think THEY knew what they were talking about more than you.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I don't think Kspace and Rollseyes really know what they're talking about.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
Hey WTFO, I think I just got called a Neocon Bu****e. Me. Unless that was sarcasm.
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
Sarcasm: The lowest form of wit, AND The protest of the weak.
Kspace - September 7, 2009, 6:43 pm
Sarcasm: Utteryly lost on Neocon Bu****es.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Were you actually trying to say that this is an unfair comparison ... to Hitler? Because that's not how the asterisk works.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:01 pm
I agree with Really. Godwin's Law.
really - September 7, 2009, 6:00 pm
we all know bush was a dumbass but to compare him to hitler is stupid. Hitler caused a world war and was sending an entire religion to DEATH camps where they were thrown into ovens even women and children. I worry about how stupid the world has gotten!


A Woman Scorn -


TAGS: arvoir relationships buggin done inflexible
Rating: 3.92/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:06 am
Weather the toilet seat is left up or down is a stupid thing to fight about. So since women are irrational men just put the seat down.


SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE -


TAGS: take what you can get park p***ert
Rating: 4.9/5

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holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:14 pm
Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Feeling like a dead duck --
caveman - April 20, 2012, 7:07 am
A likely story...
Verdeckt - April 20, 2012, 6:48 am
work work work...
crankyhead - April 20, 2012, 12:58 am
But...but...but 5he offered me 5ome candy...
GaryO - April 19, 2012, 11:49 pm
Love this, easy V
caveman - April 19, 2012, 9:58 pm
Where the hell have you been V
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:11 pm
3L for calling me a prevert


VISIT LATVERIA! - At least the trains run on time.




RESPECT -




SHIT CREEK SURVIVOR - I may have forgot my paddle, but at least I had my map.


TAGS: **** creek survivor paddle map
Rating: 4.39/5

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maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:20 am
Second That.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 12:55 am

Been there.


9/11 - Everyone was affected, But everyone made a promise: Never Forget.




JOHN STUART MILL -


TAGS: liberals conservatives stupid people
Rating: 3.26/5

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john stuart mill - June 5, 2009, 5:45 am
know wut ? did it for the lulz ;)
Marduke - April 20, 2009, 10:06 am
My last comment was taken incorrectly, or I wasn't clearer. You have condemnded comments advocating harm to the POTUS, but you'll follow the right wherever they lead you, whether they are incorrect or not. Makes you and I sheep of two different flocks.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:24 am
I've never made comments advocating harm to the POTUS, don't lie. Also, if you stop bleating, I'll stop calling you a sheep.
Marduke - April 17, 2009, 10:21 am
You've made comments condemning harm to the POTUS, but that's about all I've seen. Socialist, sheep, how about you come up with something fresh. Every time you spout baa, baa, baa I get the urge to watch Black Sheep Squadron.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:00 am
I have sounded off against personal attacks against BHO as well as Bush, I have also stood against the first TARP. As usual your rants are incorrect and useless, Marduke. All you write is blah, blah, blah and baa, baa, baa. Run along little sheep.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:19 pm
...always come to mind. Not once have I heard you condemn anyone from the right for anything that's been said. It's always the cry of "those nasty liberals were mean to me" argument that you constantly spew, all you do is sound like a sad sad little man.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
conservative viewpoint on everyone else. God forbid, if someone disagrees then they must be socialist, or whatever is your new catchword of the day. Whenever we clash the quote "Fascism will come to America, wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"...
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
...thought is laughable. Other than your service to country, I have enough mental capacity left to know that there are few if any qualities you have that I would admire or even want to try and emmulate. You are constanly trying to force feed the warped..
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
I don't hate those who disagree with me. I've had plenty of civil discussions with others here as well as backed up a couple who politically I am in disagreement with. Your a**ertion that I'm a socialist because I don't adhere to your strict way of...
BuZZbomb - April 15, 2009, 10:58 pm
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
how weak and pathetic your mind is. Since you've "gotten older" maybe it's time to see your doctor to a**ess your mental capacity. Your blind hatred of those who disagree with you and unwaivering support for socialism makes me concerned.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:12 pm
I attack positions, you and your ilk subscribe to personal attacks. Now to be fair, when attacked personnally, I respond in kind. The fact that you base your left positions on people you don't like versus basing positions of logic and evidence just shows
Marduke - April 15, 2009, 11:17 am
You seem to do plenty of attacking on your own blinded by your own partinsanship. But I should at least thank you, it's been fun loving guys like you that have pushed me further left as I've gotten older. And I'm still upset we can't be buddies.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:59 pm
while you're content with lashing out blindly and saying "they are doing it too!" Truly pathetic. Enjoy your rationalizations because if you ever let go of them you may realize how baseless and weak your positions really are.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:57 pm
Go ahead with your usual tactic of justifying bad behavior by pointing elsewhere, Marduke. A true liberal through and through by never taking responsibility or being held accountable. I condemn all irrational attacks regardless of the side it comes from..
Marduke - April 14, 2009, 10:06 am
Don't forget that conservatives have been walking on water since before Christ and no righty would ever lash out with character attacks and half truths. Nope that would never ever happen in the really real world. Glad you cleared that up.
WTFO - April 13, 2009, 8:08 pm
This quote proves something I was no aware of. Even in the 1800s, liberals were vicious character a**assins who lashed out without logic or intelligence against those who disagreed with them.
know_it_all - April 13, 2009, 10:52 am
J.S. Mill is a joke, kinda like ron's wanna-be art.
Elder God Douchebag - March 16, 2009, 8:02 pm
..Maybe.
Mark - March 16, 2009, 5:41 pm
Derek - "And look were that's got you Mark." You have got to be kidding me. I'm going to try to be nice here and just ask; Do you think that the US would have been better off staying part of England?
Culos - March 16, 2009, 5:04 pm
The way your economy is going you'll soon have to do that to keep warm....:-))))
Derek - March 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
And look were that's got you Mark. Next you'll be advocating burning books ;-)
Mark - February 20, 2009, 12:05 pm
Boo...Hisss! Most of us stopped listening to what the British had to say back in 1776. Nice new logo Ron.
Sean - February 20, 2009, 11:29 am
Good thing he never said anything about libertarians (like me), I suspect that he would have used the words "wing nut" in his quip. Nice poster.


2010 -


TAGS: 2010 conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.21/5

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Zed - September 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
Just try it, "ME/Smarterthanyou", go ahead. Just be warned, I shoot back.
me - September 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
And when those cards become name tags, we will know who to aim for.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:33 am
Isn't that when the world's economy fill finally collapse?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 2:46 am
MR. HtD?....wow...always thought I was alone...nice to see you see the humor too...lol
HtD - February 16, 2009, 2:39 am
Haha. You aren't alone Ron.
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:31 am
Definitely made me laugh. Did you find the "$1 Trillion Dollars" yet?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:06 am
Thought you would enjoy this...lol...lol...lol...lol
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:03 am
Not a chance in hell, my friend. I could have a full frontal lobotomy and still have enough sense to know ya'll are out of your minds. Keep hoping if it makes you feel good though, bud.
Trapper - February 16, 2009, 12:51 am
You mean there is a liberal on this site?


KITTY PRYDE - OMG! wallhax!!




THE MOMENT... -


TAGS: don t settle less deserve
Rating: 4.94/5

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Haarakkon - June 1, 2011, 9:08 pm
A very "special brew".
crankyhead - June 1, 2011, 8:03 pm
great u5e of this ph**o
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:14 pm
Perfect steph1. 5L
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:31 am
nice 5teph!
Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am

oh yeah....nice
forseti - June 1, 2011, 6:39 am
awesome, 5teph!


ALWAYS ONLINE -




CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm
BINGO!


ALLERGIES -


TAGS: carver allergy dog peanutb***er sadness
Rating: 4.91/5

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5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 9:35 pm
love the pic!


TALK TO THE HAND - Politely


TAGS: iron man movie hero marvel
Rating: 4.52/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:21 am
the guy is a billionaire, so he can afford good stuff. Did you see his house at the beg of the movie ? That's the place.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 4:25 pm
Anyone notice his fridge at the back... yeah; that's a dream fridge...


FAMILY REUNIONS -


TAGS: creepy uncle day peekie peekie p***ert
Rating: 3.79/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 3:30 pm
Shhh!
Derek - December 4, 2009, 11:33 pm
I recognise you! You're Ed-Hyde!


SWEET BAMBI -




THE WEEKEND SURVIVAL KIT - Don't leave your Dorm with it


TAGS: weekend survival kit dorm
Rating: 3.29/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:40 am
i want one!!!
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:25 am
Looks to be the perfect party favor for another sausage fest.


WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!


TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.16/5

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P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture


THEY DON'T WRITE SONGS -


TAGS: corvette stingray
Rating: 4.77/5

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Thedewd - June 18, 2017, 5:55 am
If you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy...you might be a redneck
Heleen - May 29, 2011, 1:44 am
..............Maybe they should write songs about volvos.
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:40 am
"It's a little deuce Volvo"? "A little Nash Volvo was following me..."? "She'll have fun, fun, fun, until daddy takes the Volvo away"? "Hey Little Volvo"? "h** Rod Volvo"? Volvo is just not a 'musical' car, it seems!
Airman - May 27, 2011, 11:15 am
now we know why they don't write songs about Volvo's
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 6:37 am
Hey there's Jay-Lo, riding in her Volvo, going to the grocery store. Gonna get some Mayonaise and put it on her pretty face, she heard it closes up the pores. Her Volvo is a classy one, a 63 121, of course it has a little rust... Oh never mind - bad idea.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:46 am
this is one of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen! Whoever thinks apple products have a neat style should have a look at this! 5 Sting Rays!
Airman - May 26, 2011, 6:57 pm
ditto..
rerun - May 26, 2011, 6:50 pm

I have always wanted a 63 split window vette.


THINK IT OVER - If Imagination was Power, Nerds would Rule.


TAGS: marvel dc superhero nerd win
Rating: 4.75/5

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whocares0 - August 19, 2012, 2:26 pm
and kudos to the people who do :)
whocares0 - August 19, 2012, 2:26 pm
Lol i already know we do. Really i wasn't referring to people like Jobs and Gates, but the nerds in highschool who get bullied for knowing, quoting and loving things they enjoyed. Sure everyone knows who Clark Kent is, but not what his father's name is.
Bull - August 19, 2012, 12:42 pm
What makes you think we don't?


YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US - All of our representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line, as calls are taken in the order they are received


TAGS: customer service
Rating: 3.91/5

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Briton of Rose - December 12, 2009, 4:01 am
No beer and no tv make Homer something something...


CROSSOVERS - "I'm stronger!" "No, I'm stronger!


TAGS: superman the incredible hulk d c comics marvel crossover crossovers
Rating: 2.14/5

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forseti - July 8, 2010, 4:26 am
Charlie Sheen is Superman?!?
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
...not that there's anything wrong with that... ;)
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
I know a g** guy with this mural painted on his wall..........he's 26
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 9:16 am
I know a kid with this mural painted on his bedroom wall...................he's 6


MY PIGGY BANK IS STARVING - That's right, I had to fill up the gas tank again today ...




ROLLIN - They see me rollin they haten


TAGS: rollin cute dog blademasterv ect
Rating: 1.96/5

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aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:09 pm
They see me repeating, they hate'n
Laura - September 6, 2008, 7:08 pm
Pekingese are my favorite dog.


EDUCATION - If you think this is expensive try being ignorant for a lifetime




WOLVERINE -


TAGS: life time comic x men marvel universe hero adamantium
Rating: 2.57/5

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Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:58 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:54 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
MattA - May 23, 2009, 1:36 am
It should be "I'm the best at what I do, AND what I do isn't very nice." Sorry. Just had to point that out.


UNEMPLOYED - Once again, everything went fine until the interview. Do you think it's the beard?


TAGS: job interview moron beard
Rating: 4.21/5

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kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
thats one messed up dude, and I'm not talking about his face.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:25 pm
5 , five , 5 LIONS ah ah ah =D
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 12:34 am
Great one!


WHEN LIONS ATTACK - You better hope your affairs are all in order.


TAGS: because dinner is served long pork it is
Rating: 3.73/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:41 pm
Don't just lie there, you p****! Poke him in the eye! Rip off his ear! Make him lose more body parts than the arm he's taking from you!


THE BIBLE, STAN LEE VERSION - EXODUS 14:10-16:10 'nuff said


TAGS: bible religion stan lee marvel spiderman
Rating: 2.31/5

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Smokey - June 4, 2009, 5:30 pm
The book of excelsior!
agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 7:29 pm
Let my pixels go!!!!


life lessons -




PURPLE HEART - He May Not Tell You How He Earned It, He Will Never Wish The Reason Why On His Worst Enemy.


TAGS: valor honor service sacrifice
Rating: 4.81/5

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boston - July 14, 2012, 1:34 pm
My Father earned one of these , D-Day 6June 1944 Omaha Beach, He's gone now and I miss him.


IMMORTALITY -




NO REFUNDS -


TAGS: kids customer service humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 7:34 pm

Thank you!~~Vern is some guy with adhesive ***e on his glasses and a pocket protector for his...pocket. Call me Linda, please. (grin)
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

nice stuff today vern :)


HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.


TAGS: marvel dc catfight ***y nerd heaven
Rating: 3.82/5

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suenero - June 8, 2010, 5:44 am
This is why I always wished I could draw.
Bakstabr - June 7, 2010, 8:34 am
I dont know.....a bunch of catfights? I will take it you have never seen a true one or you would know NO dude would get in the middle of it hehe.


BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.


TAGS: sniper ghillie suit survival speacial forces sas balcony
Rating: 3.36/5

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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am
Perfect.


MR. CONSERVATIVE -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone b****ing about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


OK -


TAGS: conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.2/5

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Whatwhat - October 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
d*** liberals, they're so d*** conservative...
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Couldn't help it. Hey, to make it up to ya, I'll buy you a bag of milk.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:32 am
Oh that Canadian crack was wayyy below the border. Way!
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:29 am
You were never the prob, bud. Always respect they way you chime in with reason and logic (and occasionally you can be funny, for a Canadian).
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:12 am
I figured you weren't well rested when you commingled "Don't forget" with "etc." *snickers* So take it easy man, and rest a**ured that I am just passin' by tonight. No more drive by's, promise. Take it easy.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:03 am
Don't start ranting, Sean. I'm too tired today to muster the anger required to fight thought nazis.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Seriously, what the hell was Moore's f/n point? What a dufus. Nearest I cold figure is that because Clinton was bombing the hell outta Bosnia (to halt a genocide), that somehow made high school dudes trigger happy.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:52 am
rent control? thank a liberal. organized violence called a "picket line"? thank a liberal. allowing guns in national parks? thank a liberal. confusing the hell outta me halfway through "Bowling for Colombine"? thank a liberal.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:42 am
Don't forget about organized crime (teamsters), corrupted politicians, crippling overhead costs for US auto industries, etc.
Bah - August 27, 2009, 9:01 am
Can I thank him with that hammer?
faulty switch - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
dont even get me started on welfare. lets give lazy people incentive to stay lazy.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:26 pm
Welfare and the generations that are living off of it. Talk about Social Security and giving it to illeagals. Cmon man your paying for it!
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Higher taxes? Deficit that grows at over a million dollars a minute? Voter fraud? Thank a liberal!


MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?




IRON MAN - A drunk friendless loser who can only play with his toys.




AMERICA'S FINEST - How a crossover SHOULD go!


TAGS: optimus prime transformers captain america marvel comics avengers
Rating: 1.83/5

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Anon - July 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
You do know Transformers is Japanese? True later episodes were american written but on the whole Prime is as American as Godzilla or Nissan :)


LULZ - I no-scoped JFK


TAGS: lulz i no scoped jfk lee harvey oswald
Rating: 1.82/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:11 pm
Approved!


Halloween -


TAGS: pumpkin carving
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2013, 10:43 pm
Just like a certain Roman cab driver!
Greeny - October 31, 2013, 9:13 pm
oh geez
GaryO - October 31, 2013, 7:52 pm
Heh heh..Sly dog, mighty sly
MissPriss - October 31, 2013, 3:26 pm
5 spooky muhahahas...after I stop bahaha-ing


FALLEN SOLDIERS -


TAGS: war mia kia honor service
Rating: 4.96/5

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deeplink1010 - April 22, 2013, 9:08 am
The Bingo balls is the famous game in the gambling world as you all know very well.


THE EXECUTIVE SUITE -




THE WOUNDS OF WAR NEVER HEAL - the survivors grow old and one day embrace the silence of the dead




JOB QUALIFICATIONS -




PARANOID! - I Am Not Paranoid, I Am Just Very Very Alert.




dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


GRAMMY'S CRITCISM -


TAGS: grammy s srv guitar
Rating: 3.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 11:23 pm
Tribute posters deserve better pictures. 1L


CONSERVATIVES / LIBERALS -


TAGS: conservatives liberals can t we just get along
Rating: 3.28/5

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Derek - August 9, 2009, 6:21 pm
Ahem... only in a strong and free *country*


CURVES CEREAL - Makes you white!


TAGS: curves cereal white
Rating: 3/5

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whizz - September 22, 2009, 11:49 am
and makes you navel disappear


GALACTUS -


TAGS: golactus planet noms marvel
Rating: 1.1/5

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agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:42 pm
What the hell?


LIFE IS ONE -


TAGS: rewards apache sunsets survival war
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:37 pm
Nice one.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:33 pm
"So, how was your day?" 'Meh. I died. Yours?' "That sucks. Mine was alright..." ;)
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
Thanks. :) Isn't the pic beautiful? Found it (and more, hence a war series) while image googling VETERANS (#147314). I have the large version, so AutoMotivator can make prints if anyone's interested. PM for details.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:30 pm
this is amsome...


I SURVIVED THE RAPTURE -


TAGS: where s my t shirt rapture survive
Rating: 4.53/5

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dylanklj - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i know, i want to as well!
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:17 pm

thi5 i5 awe5some. i kinda want to start selling the t-shirt


DADDY'S SURVIVAL CREDIT CARD - A perfect tool for the real men!




AMISH RV -




ZOMBIE SURVIVAL FAIL -




QUEEN -




WOMEN -


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.


CONSERVATIVES -


TAGS: conservatives jobs wages
Rating: 3.06/5

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rerun - August 4, 2010, 6:45 am

@theprisoner - Cease & Desist. Take any political arguments to politifake.org
theprisoner6 - August 4, 2010, 5:29 am
who do you think f***ed up the economy to begin with? i'll give you a few clues.....he was a former Presidents son, a draft dodger, and the American public was dumb enough to elect him to two terms.......still can't figure it out? George W. Bush!
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 1:46 am
I bet some of those low wage jobs are gonna look pretty inviting when Obamamus Prime gets through destroying the economy
Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 2:20 am
That's pretty much the gist of it. Getting ahead is a lovely myth that keeps us going.
mike - August 9, 2009, 1:58 am
low wage conservatives or high taxing liberals, pick your poison
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:17 pm
Ohhhh Ronnnn. * hands on hips * Yer incorrigible. * cheesy smile while looking into camera *


WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


PREHISTORIC PARK - Something tells me Nigel didn’t learn from Jurassic Park...




CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!


TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by lit

BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.


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